just when we think we can completely discount our horoscopes

today’s horoscope:

You can feel like an outsider this week until Saturday night when the Moon leaves your secretive 12th House and rockets into your exuberant sign. Playing it cool is unlikely as you express your feelings without reservation. Your honesty could scare off an insecure individual, so you might want to tone things down if you want to make or keep a connection with someone a little less outgoing than you.

hmmm.... maybe I should have read this before Cougar Smurf went on the prowl via text message. doh!