yeah- just got the text message (a long one) that included "ur friend."
Oh well, I had no business trying to play with a 24 year old anyway.
So I have decided to return to the thinking about thinking about dating stage. I'm also considering shaving my head and joining a Buddhist monastery; I like that option the best.
My ego is bruised but I took the shot at least.
I love all of you. Thank you for joining me on my journey to middle school; I now remember why I hated it. If I try to behave this way again, I hope at least one of you will smack me over the head.
Thank you for your love and support,
We now return to our regularly scheduled program.
[editor’s note: friendship with Jason survived this temporary craziness unscathed.]